CATS

Cats have got it sussed. They don’t do anything for your amusement. They are using you for theirs.

And they know that you will come running, whenever they want you to:

“Meow.”

“Are you hungry? Here’s a bowl of Cattykin Delight with chunky pieces of badger. Anything else?”

“Meow.”

“Toilet paper? I’ll be with you in two ticks.”

“Meow.”

“Yes, I remembered to bring your slippers …”

You are their pets. And there is nothing wrong with this. But at least be aware who is the boss of the relationship.

© Phillip A. Klein March 2008

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